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leia "the sleiya" rolando ([personal profile] journaler) wrote2015-01-11 11:33 am

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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-12 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
The bad news is she won't officially recognize the business and give us the ability to hand out press passes. Kahk-kahk-kahk.

We've got several options here. One, we can do nothing. Two, we can whine incessantly. Three, we can try to get leverage over her by threatening to print an embarrassing story. Four, we can try to get leverage over her with something that isn't a printable story. Five, we can attach our lips to her wrinkly rear-end and only write pieces fluffing the establishment in hopes she'll reward us with passes.

If we do nothing, we're implicitly accepting we'll never have press passes.

If we whine about it, they'll ignore it.

We can't threaten to print an embarrassing story because we don't have one.

Getting something else that would give us leverage would probably be illegal.

And if we switch to being their de facto PR department... even if it did work, we'd lose all our "free press" cred!

So we're stuck on that front, for now.
Edited 2015-06-12 03:24 (UTC)
cardboard_journalism: (spin-mode)

[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... let me see your notes, I want to compare them to mine.

[now was the time to point out any contradictions!]
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[she'll read along, hmm-ing all the while]

"The altruistic nature of the previous CEO-guy"? Seriously? This sounds like a bad omen...
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-13 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, me either, but think about it...

Isn't this a sign that things are about to get much, much worse? If this is us receiving "altruism" then things should be about to get really brutal! Kahk kahk kahk kahk...
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-13 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's just typical stone-walling techniques! I've used them all the time... Blah blah blah, "big changes coming, give us time," translates to "I plan to do nothing but wait for you to go away and hope you forget to come back."
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sss, sss, sss! I got a personal response from their PR guy as well, the camera-guy of the murder, that is.

Check this out!

[hands over a written transcript of the obituary for the last CEO here]
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-14 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... you think so?

Kahk-kahk-kahk... I'm not sure you and me qualify as "Cerealians." Or, y'know, any relocated...

I think this might be a case it'd be safer to report and then let everyone find out about it. Safety in numbers!
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-15 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
I barely even knew his name! Kahk kahk kahk... Y'know... to be honest.

[gah, how embarrassing to admit she'd barely known anything about this CEO guy.]

At any rate... everyone's gonna know about the murder itself, so we have to poke around even more. We should concentrate on finding new information, maybe from people who they gave unique answers to before clamming up.

...Got any ideas? I suppose I could check with my police contacts...
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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism 2015-06-22 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a lot of people probably asked the obvious "what's going on?" or "Who are you guys?" so we can rule out those. Between us we can cover both of that.

But some people are whimsical and might've asked questions the new CEO never expected. Like "what's your favorite song?" or "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?"

We just need to find those crazies and see how they responded... it's possible they let their guard down for a split second and said or did something less rehearsed!

...and if not, we can list their favorite song or opinion on woodchucks. Sss, sss, sss, sss!
Edited 2015-06-22 09:36 (UTC)